So you may lie in my coffin

Why in the world is it so flipping compelling to watch a bunch of adult s walking around in the dark with night-vision camera jittering and jumping at every single creak and pop they hear?

Dry Up Your Tears - Tinga Stewart
Right Into A Kick For More - Cobra Killer

But what if I'm dying or going deaf? What if that and all the other weird things going on in my body all add up to some rare but fatal disease? Reassurance or panic-mongering in the comments box, please. Especially if it's anecdotal and/or ill-informed.

Time Actor - Richard Wahnfried

I'm currently so tired, I feel like spiders are crawling out of my eyeballs.