Clearly the OMMP was outside my house!

"People like you don't just pop up randomly and ask for a cigarette everyday you know. I'm being serious when I say that. You do have very many dynamic attractive traits about you. It's hard to find people who have your taste in fashion, music, sense of humor, knowledge, passion, physical beauty, lips, ....etc, all that in one individual. Don't get me wrong I'm not gonna make it hard or difficult for us to be friends by any means but I did notice".

Think On These Things - The Ivytree

.....(My God, is there anything better in life than a big mup of tea?!)