He didn’t marry you for your sparkling wit

All advice to spice up your sex life in family-friendly magazines is going to be lame, almost by definition. It will fail you. This isn’t nearly as bad as suggesting that you add food to the mix, but it has the same potential for backfiring on you, especially if you have a bad back. But I do understand that they can’t exactly put in advice like, “Anal beads are a cheap form of entertainment,” or “Have you ever considered teabagging?” in this article.

Do It Like A Dog -Dean Milan
Peanut Duck - Marsha Gee
Your Love - Lime

This article is bullshit.