Monday, May 21, 2007

Just been goosed by a really rather smashing girl

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Bearded men running in the fields



I have been suffering from extreme muscle boy burn out and crippling oversized-London bottoms. Seriously, my mind is ultra-exclusive, ultra-brittle, and in a state of decay, the main problem is the realms of pastiche I’ve been lusting over at the gym.

Gelsomiinan Naama - Kemialliset Ystavat
Ince Ince Bir Kar Yagar -Edip Akbayram
Mad Charles - Uge

As well as increasing the awareness of animal welfare and environmental issues across the world I am a dancer at Secrets, I can walk, crawl and roll and encourage a cuddly sense of nostalgia but also remember my past life in Ally McBeal with a moustache.

Television - Azul Y Negro
With Every Heartbeat - KleerUp featuring Robyn

Come on you silly shameless long-haired redneck shit

Trip To the Moon Pt. 2 - Acen

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

"Ring me up! I am feeling dangerous today!"




I discovered that my dad had frozen in my flat and then burst destroying the Castro district. He warbled “break-your-bones” with his loose pieces vibrating, there was a good amount of guesswork in deciphering his coordinated electronic process, but the "girly dresses" gave it away. Gay fuzz-punk and psychdelia were bringing a low brow aesthetic, programming Giorgio Moroder with more guts than brains.

90% of Me is You - Amral's Trinidad Cavaliers

So what I've done is boiled down the last Joss Stone video to shards and melted cheese in her Italian stallion FFFRRREEESSSSHHHH

36a3 - John Bender
1999 - Dump
Excite Bike Again - Glass Candy

The accepted lore that Italy means a lot to disco and disco means a lot to Italy
isn't deliberately misleading it’s a mandala of jingling breasts squashed between old timey otherworldliness and the Bananamoon Observatory in Deya.

Boiling the Animal in the Sky (Track 2) - The Wooden Cupboard

I ain't gonna hold them strange mutilated vocal incursions, I ain't gonna fold them compositions full of unidentifiable sounds both acoustic and electronic, I ain't gonna walk no malefic wave riff construction , and I sure as fuck ain't gonna run like an old pulsating, radiant and turbocharged foal

Some Women Do Not Love Their Children - Andrew Lilles

Children cry all the time and the fact that lollypops were taken away from them in order to make them cry meant nothing to me

Monday, May 14, 2007

Hallelujah ! complications from spinal meningitis



I gushed the history of trigonometry and the formula for the area of a spherical triangle, which is two blueberry overdubs, a couple of 1950s smooth-voiced Latinos & accordion. Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap went his 14 toes, it was a complex arrangement of chamber influenced dirty nappies. Smelly yes, but essential no


Frayeur - Horrific Child
Beat Hemisphere - R Stevie Moore
Nothing - Rene Halkett & David Jay

When I was seven, my dream was to be worship Satan, the squelchy, felchy father of flip, drip and violin. I saw a pony with a very influential treatise having gorgonzola and Richie Valens sang sin", "cos", and "tan". Heavily influenced by local legends the Cupcakes and The Philip Morris Tobacco Company. Wee haw!


Tears of A Clone - David Bunny

There were plenty of civil rights movements in the Fifties, Sixties, Roman, Ottoman, Byzantine and Russian empires. Im a bit embarrassed at the hero worship of Ike Gandhi with banjo, kalimba, baliphones and ballbags. Wait! That gorgeous noise, squeaky, claustrophobic and paranoid, it must be…Liberace



Is There An Exit - Absolute Body Control

Rarely have I encountered a deeper understanding of the self-destructiveness that alcohol can bring to the over-indulgent.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Make this dream come true with a funeral



Like Belsen or Traumatic Stress or Ancient Chinese Art. These people just won't give up the British accent. Like a pig sniffing for Bobby Gillespie in the forest and the whole time showing an organ riff heavily based on Mittoo; I growl like a girl and beam at McQueen and Hussein Chalayan. It's a sad day for Miss Colombia.



Tales of the Unexpected - Ron Grainger
Wild Private - Christine 23 Onna
Golden Hour IV - Electronic Hole

It's a sad day for French composer and ethnomusicologist Philip Truffles. Isabella was accused of an unhinged, lickerish meditation on carefully cooked maracas, lost in the listening experience she died in Gloucester of a snarky, braying belly. Tomorrow he will meticulous in terms of sonic texture and ultra dynamic drums.


Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison

It was a small bird, and the song it sang was small