Thursday, August 17, 2006

I forgot

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

No, I won't be posting leaked tracks from the Decemberists album


I was shocked! cheeba cheeba he said, I said minimal = good, he threatened to punch me with fibreglass, it was really fun and sweaty. Afterwards at 4 I went to Slovakia tragically overused and heavy on the torchsong whispering nothings into small dogs ears and laughing at the undeniable musical chemistry between beasts and men.

Toll - Rehberg & Bauer
Track 10 - Conrad Und Gregor Schnitzler
One Step Beyond - Fantomas

you have a special place in my neon green heart and now music fever is almost completely abated I want to be the next big athlete-rap star! All right, you win, I’m back and I suck heartfelt, introspective, ballady, cutesy boys.

Passion - Gat Decor
Who Cares Who Dies - Revolutionary Corps of Jesus with Alan Vega
Chains - Wagons

So, I've been a big fan of the BOSS for a long time whenever i hear him I develop the munchies and clap my rump and and beat the hell out of my mom. Its terrifically emotive, in contrast Francus Gall makes me feel too big, too shameless and too dirty like old perfume.

He Destroyed Her Image - Charles Dodge
Exploded Face - Kites

make it big!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Because 18 digits is too much



You can practically see him sucking a woman's eyes out from across a lounge, just by pulsing and galloping. He's smooth and by that I mean one of the most well known pieces of cheese.

Work For Nothing - Jasmine Minks
Dubby Struts In Trenchtown - Tom Recchion

I gladly split with my wife of 20 years when I was lucky to score a hot piece of tail at the flea market last month, a chest thumping moment of glory in a poor bastards life

4 - Charlemagne Palestine
Biomutanten - Les Vampyrettes
I Wanna Be A Number - Vast Majority

I've tried a lot of different ways to verbalize what makes me so fucking special but its hard, maybe its the drums, maybe the gratuitous bass but most likely its the ambiguous pronouns. Hit that shit, it's only a smell

Antibarbarus - Walter Marchetti

Keep it simple, stupid


Right, I was going to post my super secret weapon edit/bootleg of 'A Bit Patchy' (edited up with parts of DJ Godfather's 'Bang The Box', hence the bootleg implication). But it's a super secret weapon and nobody's hearing it till I play it out and it makes everyone jump up and down, or not, in which case it never gets played again. So instead you get 5, fucking 5! videos, everyone a gem.

I Get The Sweetest Feeling - Jackie Wilson

Gunman!

Sunday, August 06, 2006

serious, certain and soon?



A quick lapse into cha cha then suicide, a fan refusing to play to abusers in the middle of the night, thwarting any attempt to penetrate, Gato blowing hard, Eddie exploding, Ray interjecting-impossible to sit still through this tango crap

Samba Magic - Basement Jaxx
Milano Gospel - Argento
Kiimaniityn Kutsu - Kemialliset Ystavat

Dumb whack! flutes and windblown melodies through a maze of lungcancer leaves me scratching my head and wondering why this guy has an emotional voice and its because of the early hair metal daze

Untitled - Shishou No Fune
Overnight - Gonzales
The Lute - Dead Raven Choir

A slab of a-sing-a-long-a-desiccated-bread-and-butter death-wish paranoia zaniness from Gotham City. Each forgettable spontaneously sputtered drug-related comment is heart felt like a frat rock rat.

I Found Us A Home - Damon Edge
Lies (Theo Parrish Edit) - GQ
Stinkin' Thinkin' - Happy Mondays

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Able seaman Anthony Martinez