Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Is there is too much clean/dry minimal techno around?




Lost In The Stars - Lotte Lenya

It's a (former) smoker's voice, low, infused sometimes with gravel and always with sibilant S's—a speech impediment that will never leave me. My voice has become familiar in a way it has not been before, and useful, too. ...

I'm On Fire - Chromatics

Not well-written but since you're reading this blog post, I bet you understand what Rosie's feeling, don't you?

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

So you may lie in my coffin




Why in the world is it so flipping compelling to watch a bunch of adult s walking around in the dark with night-vision camera jittering and jumping at every single creak and pop they hear?

Dry Up Your Tears - Tinga Stewart
Right Into A Kick For More - Cobra Killer

But what if I'm dying or going deaf? What if that and all the other weird things going on in my body all add up to some rare but fatal disease? Reassurance or panic-mongering in the comments box, please. Especially if it's anecdotal and/or ill-informed.

Time Actor - Richard Wahnfried

I'm currently so tired, I feel like spiders are crawling out of my eyeballs.

Monday, October 29, 2007

If you saw a damsel in distress what would you do and why?




And you’re really all alone You can live in this illusion, You can choose to believe. You keep looking but you can’t find the woods, While you’re hiding in the trees. What if everything around you, Isn’t quite as it seems? ...

Big City After Dark - Linkwray
Hein - Tom Ze
Muggerscum Out - Surgeon
Standing In The Shadows Of Love - 20th Century Band

As her breathing accelerated, memories flashed before her eyes and she contemplated sacrificing herself for Camoria’s great cause. In her head she heard the familiar screams she heard every night in her dreams. Screams of anger, screams of pain. Trying to shake her pain, she decided to walk away. She wouldn’t be the one taking the shot.

Woman To Woman - Barbara Mandrell

What the hell were these people doing? Coming home from work? Getting late night McDonalds?

Jailbird (Hero Of The Sorrow) - Josephine Foster and The Supposed

So the simple question is… would wear this bag? Or even pay in the neighborhood of $700 for creation?

Bush Beat - Prince Charles & The City Beat Band
You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Memory - Johnny Thunders

I accidentally called one of my freshmen “Christian” today.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

There are two wolves fighting inside all of us




Egyptian Reggae - Jonathan Richman

Snowball, a medium-sized, sulphur-crested Eleanora cockatoo who really loves The Backstreet Boys. When exposed to the boy band she dances, sings, and bangs her head like she's at a late 1980s Anthrax concert. I love this bird, and so will you.

Animality - Daniel Menche

I am, however, wondering if maybe I’m depriving her of necessary life-skills on the bug-front.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

The next sacred cow to be murdered



Ah and here's Fiddler On The Roof, another of the "later musicals" from the early 1970's.... a good movie but I have things to do today e.g. fart as loudly as possible while in a big pack of runners.

Air War - Crystal Castles
Beat Of Two - Palais Schaumberg

Like other mountain passes if you have a fear of heights at a few places along the way you want to make sure you are paying attention because the mountain steeply drops off hundreds of wildlife (deer, wild donkeys, marmots etc)

In Her Room - The Seeds
Sabley Goodness - Dub Narcotic Soundsystem
Cathedrals - D.C. LaRue

I did get stuck in a bed of heavy gravel at the bottom of the hill, but a mom and kids stopped and laughed and oinked at me.

Working The Midnight Shift - Donna Summer

Monday, October 22, 2007

Nearly normal after hate




It had essentially everything I liked about fusion jazz [the huge beats, furious bass funk, ear-curling synths and a good amount of noise] without any of the things I'd grown including the sheetrock and mudding of the wall behind the cabinets.

Backdoor Procession - The Skaters
Driller - Bruno Spoeri

You may have heard of the Filipino who was beheaded in Saudi Arabia. Well, the DFA said that they did everything they could to save the guy.
But that's not true.

Prospero - Locust
Proplus - Quickspace

-Moreover moral codes aren't the only victims.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Me and a couple buddies were at a bar out here in LaLaLand




Still Going Theme - Still Going

As for DFA, it ALMOST sucked, cos just before they went on these 2 large drunk guys (I say guys, but I meant cunts) barged in front of my friends and I and proceed to wave beer bottles and shriek. This caught me by surprise, or amusement rather

Caledonia - Cromagnon
Evil - Red House Painters

The Shins’ “Wincing the Night Away” also leaked online three months before Sub Pop officially released it in January 2007. Yet it sold 120,000 units in the first week — a huge number for an indie release.

Margarita (Mamma, Oh Mamma) - Massara

When you cut open a weisswurst, it should smell fresh, and the filling should swell out the ends-proof that the meat is of a high -quality and has been properly cooked

Zungguzuzeng - Yellowman

refrigerators wine pregnant lactating babes starting a garden beef jerky

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Where skits and dialog intros fail




to pass away at 54 is way too early. when i was a kid that seemed like a good innings but as you get older, you realise normally after 3 or 4 minutes it's boring but then i let it carry on and realise i don't want it to stop.

Verfrumdungseffekt - Dymaxion
Indang Pariaman - Unknown
Theme From Black Belt Jones - Dennis Coffey
Heller - Gas

These guys are unquestionably heading for bigger things, with some great remixes in the pipelines & more on the way, so grab this and say "rita, what are you an angel, sent from above! i love pasta fagioli!"

Who Is She And What Is She To You - The Soul Children
Ann M Madness - Must

Obviously this unknown producer has done some serious diggin' to come up with original material that is simultaneously unique and groove heavy, unknown and probably not western to begin with.

Twilights & Lowlifes - Marc & The Mambas

The hall was emptied and talks were canceled. There were no arrests.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

She’s a lesbo




They always teased me that my hair was in a ponytail and told me I looked like a horse. I knew they had to be jealous because I didnt think I was pretty but I knew I did not resemble a horse!

Arrow Highway - Freshro

I held out for a few days after street date, but couldn't stay away. On the whole, I'm very glad I didn't. Because we are very, very tiny, small atoms in this universe, things are very complicated. Nothing depends only on my action; there are thousands of crisscrossing energies.

Body Music - The Strikers
Down By The Docks - Sailor
Livin' On The Edge - Drexciya

Fucking. Fight me,” he hissed. I couldn’t help but make a weird kind of helpless sound when he pulled my arm harder. My glasses slipped off and bounced soundlessly on the carpet in front of me. “I love you, man. You’re my best friend. ...

The Hague Is The Plague - Los Hermanos Rodriguez
Synthacon 9 - Tuss

Males have to wear white at services

Monday, October 15, 2007

"daaaaaaaaaaa"




I'm not kidding, don't come at me with questions when it's not Monday and I'm not doing the show. Why can't you understand this? Otherwise, all are most welcome. Step right up, no shoving, room for all. Not for the fearful, tearful, ...

Hypnose Réelle - Jean-Jacques Dexter & Marcel Hendrkyx
May Be The Circle Be Unbroken - Spaceman 3
A World Mixed Up - Otis Skillings

Lily ignored the penetrating glare of the boy next to her though and dumped her neat stacks of ingredients into her bubbling cauldron. ...

Gimme Cigarette - Cigarettes

So what? I've got some misdemeanors... I don't consider myself a criminal

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Always dogs. Dogs are faithful.




It’s only been eighteen days of feeling sick on and off, but the last week has been bad. I feel like I can eat anything and feel sick, or eat nothing and feel sick.

Miles (Black Satin) - Sly & Robbie

Man, I really love fashion. I love clothes, models, crazy make-up. Love it. But no one really dresses like that! It's so lame. Well...I do. But people look at me like I'm a freak.

Sunniland - Dion
Walk Away Renee - The Left Banke
You Got The Stuff - Bill Withers
White Punks On Dope - The Tubes

And instead of bringing joy, it brings misery.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Jailbird has friends!



Love all your chicks…..wish I could have some of my own…….one of these days I may try to sneak some into my neighborhood……no one will notice, right?

Don't Interrupt The Sorrow - Joni Mitchell
I Just Want To Be Me - Cameo

If this is a black and white world, this is how this pretty pinky longsuit would look like. Everyone was telling mummy that if this is in black and white, it looks like the prisoner's shirt.

Mozzarella Morning - Vastkustska Ryggdunkarsallskapet
Stained Sheets - James White & The Blacks

and it's all just FLIPPIN STUPID!IT'S DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!PARIS HILTON IS NO DIFFERENT THAN "US"!SHE SHOULDN'T GET SPECIAL PRIVLEDGES!IT'S DISGUSTING, AND I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stand By - Heldon
A New York Story - Lee Douglas

Do you want me to keep quiet?

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

smoking a cigarette while parked at a gas pump



Carlsberg - Mainpal

A tale of childhood betrayal, sexual predation and ethnic tension in Afghanistan.It’s urban and electrified. It gets bass bins pumpin and booties jumpin from Jamaica to NYC to SF to London playing melodic prog rock played with emotions and big heart with some spacey athmosphere and majestuous guitar.

Etatiro Etatiro - William S. Fischer
Never Let Me Down Again - Depeche Mode

You know him as the fireman with the dick of death.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

When you and I met last, we were becoming intimately acquainted with my colon



She received the same punishment Friday for continuing to dress against the rules, that day wearing a pink-and-white striped, buttoned collared shirt and blue jeans. I attribute my particular rowdiness with a personal inability to gauge the strength of Belgian beer with any usable accuracy. Its creator should die. Everything relating to it should die. Sear it from reality, leaving only a blackened hole of nothingness with radioactive edges. Nuke it from orbit, kill it with fucking fire.

Drift - Quantum Jump
Pushwagner - Klubb Kebabb

i just know my grandpa is sitting next to me right now reading every thing im writing about my mom. he's shaking his head saying "shame on you for saying that you hate your mother." ug! i don't care what you think. i don't care what any one thinks any more!! SO GO AWAY YOU OLD DEAD MAN YOUR BUGGING ME!!.

Just One More Night - Yellow Dog
Hotspot (Hotcappella) - Giggles
Shanti Dance - Droids
There But For The Grace Of God - The Gories

I hold out the smashed carcass of the nasty little shit.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

The Beautiful Shooting Star Might Be Just Plain Shit



We know he’s a man because within seconds he’s garbled the word football, that’s right ‘its so easy to talk to those people at Picture, as you can actually have an adult conversation’ As opposed to what you fat cunt?

Four Grey Paintings - Bernhard Gunter

If there was something that stood out here would be the foot job that Alicia did to Patrick’s cock which we

Befriending Demons/Nepenthe - Hototogisu

You see? You are a great example of provocation and stupidity. Now why should the dumb police come to protect you when they could prostitute and persecute you?

Thee Kind One Waits - Johann Wlight

I kept silent because otherwise my fist would be having an issue with her face. She was just tagging along anyway. None of us wanted her there.

Amber Lions - Pink Panther Blood

When Nick dropped me off tonight after a comedy show, he told me I looked hella hot, especially compared to the last time we saw the same comedian. He kissed me a couple times, all that shit. So I know he's still attracted.

Track 6 (Tin Coffin) - Wolf Eyes
22 Letters And The Resonance Of A Three Pointed Star - Steve Roden

Sadly, Dan Hodgins shows every symptom of suffering from this surprisingly widespread, but little known variety of brain damage.

Qawwali - Pinch

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Most heart attacks occur between the hours of 8 and 9 AM.




I think, sir, his back is broken. See, both his right arm and leg and the whole side of his face are paralysed." How such a thing could have happened puzzled the attendant beyond measure. He seemed quite bewildered, and his brows were gathered in as he said, "I can't understand the two things. He could mark his face like that by beating his own head on the floor.

Elektrauma - Asmus Tietchens

Horrified by Linguini's actions, Rémy falls into the kitchen and though desperately trying to escape, cannot help but stop and attempt to fix the ruined soup.

N4 - The N4s
If It Were Left Up To Me - Sly & The Family Stone

Let us not forget, too, that rising costs and changes in expectations from the feminist movements have led to Mom working outside the house. This brings independence and better pay, but it also has increased Mom's stress level and work load, particularly if Dad doesn't help out around the house as much as he should.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Everything was delicious




Throughout human history across all cultures there are reports of attackers that come at night, to crush or suck the life out of the paralyzed victim. Vampires, demons, witches, devils all are different names for the old hag, many cultures report waking in the night, being unable to move and then sensing an evil presence in the room or footsteps outside the door. The figure will walk to the terrified person and usually straddle their chest crushing the breath and life out of them or biting or sucking the life out of them. The experience is normally short lived but can last up to 8-10 minutes, it has been blamed for many other reports such as alien abduction and experimentation.

Law of Life (Instrumental) - Farah
Love and Romance (Peel Session) The Slits
Two Ladies - Joel Gray

"It will be called "The Wolf King's burnt cunt forest"

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

If you believe life begins at conception, you have to believe that music kills babies. ...



brother and sister separated when father decides to sacrifice daughter to the hunting god, but she’s rescued by another god and sent to live her life out raised as a cult priestess, meanwhile brother grows up, kills his mother for reasons that aren’t part of this story, and sets off to recover some sort of statue which is being held at the temple where sister is growing up, she believing he was killed, he believing she was killed

Halfway To A Threeway - Jim O'Rourke

he gets captured along with his best friend (boyfriend? it isn’t clear), is sentenced to death by the local king, she figures out who he is, trys to save him, ends up saving the friend, who runs off, and in the last moment before brother is to be killed, returns with an entire army that was conveniently waiting nearby, kills the king, rescues the brother/lover

Atmosphere (Extended Disco Party Mix) - Russ Abbott
Winter Hill - A Certain Ratio
Oh Missy - Woolfy
Long Time Man - Tim Rose

im glad i have never smoked or drank in my entire fifteen year life. it does stupid things to you. it slowly kills you. it makes you do thoughtless things. people who kill are sometimes under the influence of drinking or smoking. drunk driving kills alot of people. not just adults but teens to.

It's In The Mix - Slim
Skydancer (Dub Version) - Android
Boys (Summertime Love) - Midnight Mike & Hazel Robinson

Kevin Bacon was a little too whiney for me

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Epidemic of smashed bicyclists



Scaffold - TwinSisterMoon

Conversely, on a sharp twenty-four hours in autumn, when the same words are used to depict a bakeshop filled with the sight and aroma of just adust legal tender buns, dripping with a loading of sultry nut-studded caramel, the exact same individual might salivate with anticipation. And, when the very same individual travels to the gym, determined to allow condoms to save a life almost certainly means enabling an act of fornication or adultery. To save one’s eternal soul's organic structure parts until drenched in sweat, suddenly the sense experience of being hot and gluey goes a highly prized benchmark that presents a brawny dose of personal accomplishment.

Happy Days - Jim O'Rourke

Betty Knight-Allen is an Author, Poet, and Motivational Speaker. She lives in Houston, Texas and is a Divorced Mother and Spiritual Demon.

Monday, October 01, 2007

I mentally polished my halo



Last night, I dreamed I went to an AA meeting. Because it was a dream, it was probably unlike any AA meeting in existence (I’ve never actually been to one): there were a lot of forms to fill out for newcomers, and once I made it into the meeting (already in session), it looked more like I imagine a Cuban refugee camp might, with little clusters of people building shacks, playing card games, cooking over open fire.

Red Bird - Trevor Wishart

But, honestly, all I want to do is watch football and eat.